i cried yesterday cuz people were telling me that paul mccartney was dead

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hiSHAAAAAAAAMMMm

YOU JACKASS

YOU POTATO OMFg

HOW CAN YOU BE SO NICE TO ME OUT OF ALL PEOPLE

I’M SUCH A DOUCHE AT TIMES MAN WTF MAN

ON A SCALE OF 0 to POTATO, HOW MASHED ARE YOU YOU POTATO

i love you budddyyy -criez

you’re actually so fucking beast man i know people dont know that but its like

youre fucking miley cyrus and people dont know the hannah montana inside you

am i gonna get unfollowed for this idk its ok life

BUT HISHAM YOU’RE MY PAL 4 LYYYF . FUCKING FIVE-EVER ALRIGHT YOOu

MY FEEEELS. WHERE DO I PUT THEm

i have two tumblrs you guys

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lol hi

the cupboard in the kitchen was open

my brother was headed to the kitchen

i was like “now i aint sayin she a gold digga but she aint messin with no-“

and he was in shock so

he hit his head against the cupboard’s door

and he frigging fell down

and

omFGG

well chemistry fucking sucks.

i live in saudi arabia you guys

"..Sounds Stupid Isn’t?"

"we miss each other so much it cancels the miss and we dont miss each other anymore."

when youre ready just say youre ready when all the baggage just aint as heavy and the party’s over just don’t forget me we’ll change the pace and we’ll just go sloww you wont everr have to worryy you wont ever have to hiiiIide

dear fucking hisham. 8D

i have a strong feeling this isnt gonna do shit and its useless but here goes D;

you’ve stuck with me since ages now, i’ve treated you like shit at times, i’ve apologized but it’s not enough. holy fuck you’re such a good friend, people don’t know cuz they aren’t good friends with you..? i dont know. you’ve been there for me when i’m feeling like shit and i say whatever the fuck’s in my head and you don’t find it weird, you don’t walk out. you’ve never walked away.. i’m very lucky you consider me as your best friend you terrorist you. you’re one of those people who care a lot, and it makes me happy. ^_^ you’re always trying, it’s fucking overwhelming or some shit. you’re such a great guy gdi, it’s fucking funny how you deserve to be happy but you aren’t very happy.. ? i’d bake you a chocolate cake riight now if i had the ingredients. 

i’d give you a hug but you don’t fucking enjoy hugs as of now LOLLLl you’ve been very patient when i fucking blow up with anger cuz i have no one else to rage at. you literally wait til im done talking and then you tell me you’re here and i can like “go on..” hahaha fuck you you amazing .. person. -gifts you krispy kreme shop-

please fucking smile, please -criez 

you’re loved. i care. i alvays vill even though i pretty much suck at showing it..? im so sorry for the times ive been a bitch to you, not happening again. hopefully. 

you’re fawesome.

damn im good at writing long letters..#mce_temp_url#shits.