jzul:
IM LAUGHING SO HARD OMDFG if you google image search “real vaginas” the first picture is a picture from my blog (a diagram of a vagina) this is the funniest thing to me
why did u google image search real vaginas
(Source: ferretdog, via playstationthree)
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
(via charmander-commander)
The only ice he breaks is the ice he puts in his scotch.
Awesomephilia: I remember my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy...
I remember my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy packet of condoms at. A pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a shop and ask for that kind of stuff.
It was a girl working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by…
(Source: thesickestjokes)
valentines day is like an onion
it stinks
and makes me cry
(via bogdansjournal)
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
(via bogdansjournal)
